Joe Schmoe’s
Welcome to Joe Schmoe’s, a hotspot in Cypress, CA, known for its delicious array of hot dogs, burgers, and ice cream offerings. This restaurant is a go-to destination for those craving comfort food with a twist. From build-your-own hot dog combos to hand-dipped corn dogs and juicy burgers, Joe Schmoe’s has something for everyone.
Stepping into Joe Schmoe’s, you'll be greeted with a casual and welcoming atmosphere perfect for gathering with friends and family. The menu boasts a variety of options, including specialty dogs, classic burgers, sandwiches, salads, and hand-dipped specialties.
- Don't miss out on their famous fresh-cut fries and tater tots, which have received rave reviews from customers.
- For dessert, indulge in their hand-scooped frozen custard or try a concrete blended with your favorite mix-ins.
- With options for dine-in, takeout, and delivery, Joe Schmoe’s makes it easy to enjoy their mouthwatering offerings wherever you are.
Customers have praised the friendly service and welcoming ambiance at Joe Schmoe’s, making it a must-visit destination for foodies in the area. Whether you're craving a savory hot dog combo or a decadent dessert, Joe Schmoe’s has something to satisfy your cravings.
So, why wait? Head over to Joe Schmoe’s and experience the delicious flavors and friendly vibes that have made it a favorite among locals and visitors alike.
Joe Schmoe’s Menu
Build Your Dog Combo
Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Link: All American Dog (Skinless), Natural Casing All-Beef Dog $0.20, Quarter Pounder $1.20, Turkey Dog $0.20, Bacon-Wrapped Dog $1.20, Bacon-Wrapped Quarter Pounder $2. Choose Your Side: Fresh Cut Fries, Chili Cheese Fries no onions $1.50, Small Salad w/ Bleu Cheese Dressing, Cheesy Fries $0.50, Poutine Tots $1.75, Irish Nacho Tots $1.50, Small Salad w/o Dressing, Cheddar Fries $0.50, Frings, Poutine Crinkle Cut Fries $1.75, Small Salad w/1000 Island Dressing, Coleslaw, Crinkle Cut Fries, Cheesy Tots $0.50, Irish Nacho Chips $1.50, Onion Rings, Small Salad w/Homemade Ranch Dressing, Small Salad w/Honey Mustard Dressing, Chili Cheese Tots with onions $1.50, Irish Nacho Fries $1.50, Fresh Fried Potato Chips, Single Vanilla Custard, Small Salad w/Italian Dressing, Frots (1/2 fries and 1/2 tots), Irish Nacho Crinkle Fries $1.50, Bleu Cheese Coleslaw, Tater tots, Single Chocolate Custard, Chili Cheese Fries with onions $1.50, Chili Cheese Tots no onions $1.50
$7.25Build Your Dog
First choose your link. Second choose your toppings! Choose Your Link: All American Dog (Skinless), Natural Casing All-Beef Dog $0.20, Quarter Pounder $1.20, Turkey Dog $0.20, Bacon-Wrapped Dog $1.20, Bacon-Wrapped Quarter Pounder $2
$3.75Pick Your Toppings
Ketchup, Mustard, Dill Relish, Sweet Relish, Sport Peppers, Pickle Chips, Pickle Spear $0.25, Sauerkraut $0.50, Chili $0.75, Avocado $0.75, Grilled Onion, Raw Onion, Cheese $0.40, Coleslaw $0.50, Jalapeños
Combo - Choose Your Drink
Coke, Arnold Palmer, House-made Fresh Lemonade, Chocolate Shake $1.50, Peanut Butter Shake $1.50, Mint Shake $1.50, Root Beer Float $1.25, Fresh Brewed Sweet Iced Tea, Fresh Brewed Iced Tea, Vanilla Shake $1.50, Cookies N Cream Shake $1.50, Mint Cookies N Cream Shake $1.50, Peanut Butter and Jelly Shake $1.50, Diet Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Caramel Shake $1.50, Apple Pie Shake $1.50, Chocolate Peanut Butter Shake $1.50, Sprite, Diet Coke, Root Beer $0.75, Rootbeer Freeze $1.50, Strawberry Shake $1.50, Chocolate Mint Shake $1.50, Coffee Bean Shake $1.50
Hand-Dipped Corn Dog
Hand-dipped and fried to order. Corn Dog Ingredients: Turkey Dog $0.20, Skinless All Beef Dog, Quarter Pounder $1
$4.25Chili Cheese Dog
Mustard, Joe's Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog. Chili Cheese Dog Ingredients: Add Raw Onion, Add Grilled Onion, Add Sauerkraut $0.50
$4.95Blue Cheese Slaw Dog
Mustard, with our House bleu cheese slaw. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$4.75Babe Ruth Dog
Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog. Ingredients: Sub Raw Onion, Add Chili $0.75, Sub Stadium Mustard, Sub Deli Mustard
$4.65California Dog
Mustard, cheddar cheese, bacon and guacamole. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$5.25Texas Chili Dog
Mustard, Joe's chili, cheddar cheese, onions & fresh fried jalapeños. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog. Chili Style: Joe's Chili, Spicy Chili
$5.40L.A. Street Dog
Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños
$5.40Chicago Dog
Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden! Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$4.75Spicy Redneck Dog
Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with spicy chili, coleslaw & fried Jalapeños. Chili Style: Joe's Chili, Spicy Chili
$5.50Mac N' Cheese Dog
Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits
$5.40Blood Hound Dog
Bacon wrapped dog with cheddar cheese, bbq sauce and caramelized onion.Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours
$5.25Chili Mac-N-Cheese Dog
Mac-N-Cheese dog topped with any of our house chili. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours. Chili Style: Joe's Chili, Spicy Chili
$6.25Corny Chili Cheese Dog
Our hand-dipped corndog, split and smothered in chili and cheese. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours
$5.25Corny Mac'N'Cheese Dog
Our hand-dipped corndog, split and covered in our mac-n-cheese. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours
$5.95Corny Shaggy Dog
Our hand-dipped corndog, with bacon, melted cheddar, bbq sauce and topped with creamy coleslaw. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours
$5.25Irish Nacho Dog
A dog smothered and covered with our Irish nachos. Fries, melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$4.95Kraut Dog
Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$4.65Nacho Average Dog
Mustard, tortilla chips, cheddar cheese and fresh fried jalapeños. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$4.50Shaggy Dog
Bacon wrapped dog with melted cheese, bbq sauce and topped with our creamy coleslaw. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Just whisper your secret order to the cashier and the hot dog shall be yours
$5.25Mexico City Dog
Bacon-wrapped dog, with chipotle cream sauce and pico de gallo. It's great with Guacamole!
$5.25Rueben Dog
All beef dog, with steamed pastrami, Russian dressing, swiss cheese, and a pickle spear. Choose Your Link: All American Dog (Skinless), Natural Casing All-Beef Dog $0.20, Quarter Pounder $1.20, Turkey Dog $0.20, Bacon-Wrapped Dog $1.20, Bacon-Wrapped Quarter Pounder $2
$5.95Hand-Dipped Corn Dog Combo
Hand-dipped and fried to order. Includes drink and your choice of side. Ingredients: Turkey Dog $0.20, Skinless All Beef Dog, Quarter Pounder $1
$7.75Chili Cheese Dog Combo
Mustard, Joe's Homemade Chili (House or Spicy) with cheddar cheese and onions on request. Includes drink and your choice of side. Ingredients: Add Raw Onion, Add Grilled Onion, Add Sauerkraut $0.50. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$8.45Blue Cheese Slaw Dog Combo
Mustard, with our House bleu cheese slaw. Includes drink and your choice of side. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$8.25Babe Ruth Dog Combo
Mustard, sauerkraut, and grilled onions. Includes drink and your choice of side. Ingredients: Sub Raw Onion, Add Chili $0.75, Sub Stadium Mustard, Sub Deli Mustard. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$8.15California Dog Combo
Mustard, cheddar cheese, bacon and guacamole. Includes drink and your choice of side. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$8.75Texas Chili Dog Combo
Mustard, Joe's chili, cheddar cheese, onions & fresh fried jalapeños. Includes drink and your choice of side. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$8.90L.A. Street Dog Combo
Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with mayo, grilled peppers, onions and fresh fried Jalapeños. Includes drink and your choice of side
$8.90Chicago Dog Combo
Mustard, neon relish onion, pickle spear, tomato wedge, sport peppers, celery salt. Drag it through the garden! Includes drink and your choice of side. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$8.25Spicy Redneck Dog Combo
Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with spicy chili, coleslaw & fried Jalapeños. Includes drink and your choice of side
$9.00Mac N' Cheese Dog Combo
Mustard on a bacon wrapped dog topped with our homemade mac & cheese, cheddar cheese and fresh bacon bits. Includes drink and your choice of side
$8.90Bloodhound Dog Combo
Bacon wrapped dog with cheddar cheese, bbq sauce and caramelized onion
$8.75Chili Mac-N-Cheese Dog Combo
Mac-N-Cheese dog topped with any of our house chili
$9.75Corny Chili Cheese Dog Combo
Our hand-dipped corndog, split and smothered in chili and cheese
$8.75Corny Mac-N-Cheese Dog Combo
Our hand-dipped corndog, split and covered in our mac-n-cheese
$9.45Corny Shaggy Dog Combo
Our hand-dipped corndog, with bacon, meted cheddar, bbq sauce and topped with creamy coleslaw
$8.75Irish Nacho Dog Combo
A dog smothered and covered with our Irish nachos. Fries, melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions
$8.45Kraut Dog Combo
Mustard and fresh grilled sauerkraut. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$8.15Nacho Average Dog Combo
Mustard, tortilla chips, cheddar cheese and fresh fried jalapeños. Specialty Dog Style: Natural Casing Dog, Quarter Pounder Bacon-Wrapped $1.50, Bacon-Wrapped $1, Turkey Dog, Skinless All Beef Dog
$8.00Shaggy Dog Combo
Bacon wrapped dog with melted cheese, bbq sauce and topped with our creamy coleslaw
$8.75Mexico City Dog Combo
Bacon-wrapped dog, with chipotle cream sauce and pico de gallo. It's great with Guacamole! Includes your choice of side & drink!
$8.75Rueben Dog Combo
All beef dog, with steamed pastrami, Russian dressing, swiss cheese, and a pickle spear. Includes your choice of side & drink! Choose Your Link: All American Dog (Skinless), Natural Casing All-Beef Dog $0.20, Quarter Pounder $1.20, Turkey Dog $0.20, Bacon-Wrapped Dog $1.20, Bacon-Wrapped Quarter Pounder $2
$9.45Choose Your Side
Fresh Cut Fries, Chili Cheese Fries no onions $1.50, Small Salad w/ Bleu Cheese Dressing, Cheesy Fries $0.50, Poutine Tots $1.75, Irish Nacho Tots $1.50, Small Salad w/o Dressing, Cheddar Fries $0.50, Frings, Poutine Crinkle Cut Fries $1.75, Small Salad w/1000 Island Dressing, Coleslaw, Crinkle Cut Fries, Cheesy Tots $0.50, Irish Nacho Chips $1.50, Onion Rings, Small Salad w/Homemade Ranch Dressing, Small Salad w/Honey Mustard Dressing, Chili Cheese Tots with onions $1.50, Irish Nacho Fries $1.50 Fresh Fried Potato Chips, Single Vanilla Custard, Small Salad w/Italian Dressing, Frots (1/2 fries and 1/2 tots), Irish Nacho Crinkle Fries $1.50, Bleu Cheese Coleslaw, Tater tots, Single Chocolate Custard, Chili Cheese Fries with onions $1.50, Chili Cheese Tots no onions $1.50
Choose Your Drink
Coke, Arnold Palmer, House-made Fresh Lemonade, Chocolate Shake $1.50, Peanut Butter Shake $1.50, Mint Shake $1.50, Root Beer Float $1.25, Fresh Brewed Sweet Iced Tea, Fresh Brewed Iced Tea, Vanilla Shake $1.50, Cookies N Cream Shake $1.50, Mint Cookies N Cream Shake $1.50, Peanut Butter and Jelly Shake $1.50, Diet Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, Caramel Shake $1.50, Apple Pie Shake $1.50, Chocolate Peanut Butter Shake $1.50, Sprite, Diet Coke, Root Beer $0.75, Rootbeer Freeze $1.50, Strawberry Shake $1.50, Chocolate Mint Shake $1.50, Coffee Bean Shake $1.50
Classic Burger
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun
$4.25Cheeseburger
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun
$4.75Bacon Cheeseburger
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun
$5.75Avocado Bacon Cheeseburger
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes your choice of side & drink!
$6.50Double Cheeseburger
It's the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun
$6.95Chili Cheeseburger
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Ask for it Joe's way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles. Served on a white or wheat bun
$5.25BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with bacon, bbq sauce, pickles, coleslaw, and onion rings. Served on a wheat or white bun
$6.25Chicken Breast Burger
Grilled fresh chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, & mayo served on a white or wheat bun. Add cheese if you would like!
$4.95California Chicken Burger
Lettuce, tomato mayo, swiss cheese, bacon & avocado on a wheat bun. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu
$6.95Garden Burger
Comes with cheddar cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun
$4.75Fish Burger
Icelandic Cod breaded & fried with american cheese, lettuce, tomato & tartar sauce. Served on a white or wheat bun
$5.50Pier Burger
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. Served on a white or wheat bun
$5.45Bun Choice
White, Wheat, Protein Style
$5.45Classic Burger Combo
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes drink and your choice of side
$7.75Cheeseburger Combo
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with freshly sliced cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes drink and your choice of side
$8.25Bacon Cheeseburger Combo
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes drink and your choice of side
$9.25Double Cheeseburger Combo
It's the Classic Cheese Burger, with double patties and cheese. Comes with Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, & tomato. 1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes drink and your choice of side
$10.45Chili Cheeseburger Combo
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Ask for it Joe's way, mustard, onion, tomato and pickles. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes drink and your choice of side
$8.75Chicken Breast Burger Combo
Grilled fresh chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, & mayo. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes drink and your choice of side
$8.45California Chicken Burger Combo
Lettuce, tomato mayo, swiss cheese, bacon & avocado on a wheat bun.Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink!
$10.70Garden Burger Combo
Comes with cheddar cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce, & tomato. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes drink and your choice of side
$8.25Fish Burger Combo
Icelandic Cod breaded & fried with american cheese, lettuce, tomato & tartar sauce. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes drink and your choice of side
$9.00Pier Burger Combo
1/4 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily with a skinless split and grilled hot dog. (The best of both worlds!) Comes with american cheese, mustard, pickle, and raw onion. Served on a white or wheat bun. Includes your choice of side and drink!
$8.95Pastrami Sandwich
Steamed pastrami, mustard and pickle. Bread Type: Grilled Rye $0.25, Sourdough, Rye, French Roll, Grilled Sourdough $0.25
$7.25Corned Beef Stack
Hand sliced corned beef, mustard & pickles on your choice of bread. Bread Type: Sourdough Bread, Rye Bread, Grilled Sourdough $0.25, Grilled Rye $0.25
$7.25The Reuben
Pastrami or Corned beef. Served with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, pickles and Russian dressing. Bread Type: Grilled Sourdough, Grilled Rye
$7.95French Dip
Served on a french roll with au jus. Great with onions!
$7.25Buttermilk Fried Chicken Sandwich
Fresh chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe's special seasoning flour, topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw. Bun Choice: White, Wheat, Protein Style
$4.95Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich
Fresh Chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe's special seasoning flour, topped with your choice of mild, medium or hot sauce, pickles, Mississippi Comback Sauce and our creamy coleslaw. Bun Choice: White, Wheat, Protein Style
$5.50Patty Melt
1/3 lb. pound burger with cheddar cheese and grilled onions. Bread Type: Grilled Sourdough, Grilled Rye
$6.95Turkey Melt
Fresh turkey breast, Swiss cheese, bacon, avocado, tomato and mayo. Bread Type: Grilled Sourdough, Grilled Rye
$7.95Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Lots of cheese melted on your choice of bread! Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$4.25Philly Steak Cheese Sandwich
Traditional thin sliced sirloin, chopped and topped with melted cheese. Served on a french roll. Onions & peppers on request. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu
$7.95Spicy Crispy Fried Chicken Sandwich
Our Southern fried chicken seasoned with spicy seasoning, Chipotle cream sauce, lettuce, tomato and Swiss cheese served on a french roll. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu
$6.95California Club Sandwich
Turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato & mayo toasted on 2 slices of your choice of bread. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$8.50BLT
Crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo toasted on your choice of bread. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$5.75Egg Salad Sandwich
Made fresh and topped with lettuce and tomato. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$4.45Turkey Sandwich
Fresh sliced cold turkey, with mayo, lettuce & tomato. Add cheese on request. Served on white bread. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$5.95Traditional Club Sandwich
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo toasted on 3 slices of your choice of bread. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$7.95Frisco Melt
1/3 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, pickle & tomato. Served on grilled sourdough or rye bread. Bread Choice: Grilled Rye, Grilled Sourdough
$7.25Bologna Sandwich
Fried Bologna, mayo, lettuce, tomato, toasted with the bread of your choice. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$5.75Pastrami Sandwich Combo
Steamed pastrami, mustard and pickle. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Bread: French Roll, Sourdough Bread, Rye Bread
$10.75Corned Beef Stack Combo
Hand sliced corned beef, mustard & pickles on your choice of bread. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Bread: Sourdough Bread, Rye Bread, Grilled Sourdough $0.25, Grilled Rye $0.25
$10.75The Reuben Combo
Pastrami or Corned beef. Served with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, pickles and Russian dressing. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Bread: Grilled Sourdough, Grilled Rye
$11.45French Dip Combo
Served on a french roll with au jus. Great with onions! Includes drink and your choice of side
$10.75Buttermilk Fried Chicken Sandwich Combo
Fresh chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe's special seasoning flour, topped with pickles and our creamy coleslaw. Includes drink and your choice of side. Bun Choice: White, Wheat, Protein Style
$8.45Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich Combo
Fresh Chicken, hand-dipped in buttermilk and Joe's special seasoning flour, topped with your choice of mild, medium or hot sauce, pickles, Mississippi Comeback Sauce and our creamy coleslaw. Includes drink and your choice of side. Bun Choice: White, Wheat, Protein Style
$9.00Patty Melt Combo
1/3 lb. pound burger with cheddar cheese and grilled onions. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Bread: Grilled Sourdough, Grilled Rye
$10.45Turkey Melt Combo
Fresh turkey breast, Swiss cheese, bacon, avocado, tomato and mayo. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Bread: French Roll, Sourdough Bread, White Bread, Rye Bread
$11.45BLT Combo
Crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo toasted on your choice of bread. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink. Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$9.25California Club Sandwich Combo
Turkey, bacon, avocado, lettuce, tomato & mayo toasted on 2 slices of your choice of bread. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink! Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$12.00Egg Salad Sandwich Combo
Made fresh and topped with lettuce and tomato. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink! Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$7.95Philly Steak Cheese Sandwich Combo
Traditional thin sliced sirloin, chopped and topped with melted cheese. Served on a french roll. Onions & peppers on request. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink!
$11.45Traditional Club Sandwich Combo
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo toasted on 3 slices of your choice of bread. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink! Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$11.45Turkey Sandwich Combo
Fresh sliced cold turkey, with mayo, lettuce & tomato. Add cheese on request. Served on white bread. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink! Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye
$9.45Spicy Crispy Fried Chicken Sandwich Combo
Our Southern fried chicken with spicy seasoning, Chipotle cream sauce, lettuce, tomato and Swiss cheese served on a french roll. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink!
$10.45Frisco Melt Combo
1/3 lb. Angus chuck freshly ground to our specs and hand-formed daily. Comes with cheese, Joe's Dressing (Russian Dressing), lettuce, pickle & tomato. Served on grilled sourdough or rye bread. Includes your choice of side and drink! Bread Choice: Grilled Rye, Grilled Sourdough
$10.75Grilled Cheese Combo
Lots of cheese melted on your choice of bread! Includes your choice of side & drink! Bread Option: White, Sourdough, Rye. Cheese Options: Cheddar, American
$7.75Bologna Sandwich Combo
Fried Bologna, mayo, lettuce, tomato, toasted with the bread of your choice. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink!
$9.25Joe's House Salad
Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$5.95Cobb Salad
Turkey breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, blue cheese and egg. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$7.95Southern Fried Chicken Salad
Southern fried chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$7.95BBQ Chicken Ranch Salad
BBQ chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber, red onions, and topped with fried onion rings. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$7.95The Wedge Salad
Chopped lettuce, bacon, tomato, bleu cheese crumbles. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$4.95The "Mans" Salad
Our cheeseburger on a bed of lettuce with tomato, pickles, onions, French fries with a side of Thousand Island dressing. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$5.95Taco Salad
Lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, guacamole, drizzled with sour cream and tossed with ranch dressing then topped with your choice of chili and shredded cheddar cheese. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Chili Style: Joe's Chili, Spicy Chili
$6.95Side Salad
Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$2.95Joe's House Salad Combo
Lettuce, tomato wedge, cucumbers, hard-boiled eggs, pickled red onions, avocado, carrots, red cabbage, & cheddar cheese. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$9.45Cobb Salad Combo
Turkey breast, bacon, avocado, tomato, bleu cheese crumbles and egg. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$11.45Southern Fried Chicken Salad Combo
Southern fried chicken tenders, lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber and topped with avocado. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$11.45BBQ Chicken Ranch Salad Combo
BBQ chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, carrots, cabbage, cucumber, red onions, avocado, and topped with onion rings. Includes drink and your choice of side. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$11.45Taco Salad Combo
Lettuce, tomato, cucumbers, guacamole, drizzled with sour cream and tossed with ranch dressing then topped with your choice of chili and shredded cheddar cheese. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink! Chili Style: Joe's Chili, Spicy Chili
$10.45The "Man's" Salad Combo
Our cheeseburger on a bed of lettuce with tomato, pickles, onions, French fries with a side of Thousand Island dressing. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Includes your choice of side & drink! Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$9.45The Wedge Salad Combo
Chopped lettuce, bacon, tomato, bleu cheese crumbles. Shhhh!! It's our secret menu, only for you, our loyal customers. These old favorites are still around even though you don't see them on the menu. Choose Your Dressing: Homemade Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Italian, Honey Mustard, 1000 Island
$8.45Southern Chicken Fingers
Hand-dipped to order, with choice of side and dipping sauce. Choose One Sauce: Honey Mustard, Red Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Blue Cheese Dressing, Ranch, Garlic Ranch, Joes Sauce, Ketchup, Cheese Sauce $0.50
$6.25Our Famous Fish & Chips
Beer battered Icelandic cod with choice of side and cole slaw
$7.95Joe's Fresh Cut Fries
With seasoning salt and ketchup or dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice. Choose One Sauce: Honey Mustard, Red Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Blue Cheese Dressing, Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch, Joes Sauce, Ketchup; Cheese Sauce $0.50 (Extra Sauce: Small $0.25, Large $0.50)
$2.25Onion Rings
Hand breaded, freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice. Choose One Sauce: Honey Mustard, Red Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Blue Cheese Dressing, Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch, Joes Sauce, Ketchup; Cheese Sauce $0.50 (Extra Sauce: Small $0.25, Large $0.50)
$3.25Frings
Joe's fries, topped with 4 of our freshly made onion rings. One free sauce of your choice. Choose One Sauce: Honey Mustard, Red Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Blue Cheese Dressing, Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch, Joes Sauce, Ketchup; Cheese Sauce $0.50 (Extra Sauce: Small $0.25, Large $0.50)
$2.95Tater Tots
A classic American tot, fried crispy with dipping sauce. One free sauce of your choice. Choose One Sauce: Honey Mustard, Red Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Blue Cheese Dressing, Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch, Joes Sauce, Ketchup; Cheese Sauce $0.50 (Extra Sauce: Small $0.25, Large $0.50)
$2.50Fresh Potato Chips
Hand, thinly-sliced potatoes. Fried fresh to order with seasoning salt. One free sauce of your choice. Choose One Sauce: Honey Mustard, Red Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Blue Cheese Dressing, Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch, Joes Sauce, Ketchup; Cheese Sauce $0.50 (Extra Sauce: Small $0.25, Large $0.50)
$2.45Cheesy Fries
Your choice of lots of melted cheddar or cheese sauce. One free sauce of your choice. Cheesy Fries Style: Melted Cheddar, Cheese Sauce, Extra Cheese $0.50. Choose One Sauce: Honey Mustard, Red Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Blue Cheese Dressing, Mustard, Ranch, Garlic Ranch, Joes Sauce, Ketchup; Cheese Sauce $0.50 (Extra Sauce: Small $0.25, Large $0.50)
$2.75Chili Cheese Fries
Topped with cheese, and your choice of Joe's Chili or Spicy Chili. Chopped onions on request. One free sauce of your choice
$3.75Joe's Irish Nachos
Fries with melted cheese, bacon, sour cream and green onions. One free sauce of your choice
$3.75Bowl of Joe's Chili
Topped with raw onions on request
$4.95Cole Slaw
Coleslaw Style: Creamy Slaw, Blue Cheese Slaw
$2.75Extra Sauce
Sauce Options: Ranch, Honey Mustard, Thousand Island, Red Ranch, Garlic Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Bleu Cheese
$0.25Crinkle Cut Fries
Crispy crinkle cut fries with an awesome taste! Sauce Options: Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Ketchup, Honey Mustard, Garlic Ranch, Red Ranch, Bleu Cheese
$2.50Joe's Poutine
Home cooked brown gravy served with Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds drizzled over your favorite potato side! Poutine Options: Crinkle Cut Fries, Tater Tots
$3.75Hot Dog
Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under. Kid Dog Condiments: Add Ketchup, Add Mustard, Add Mayo, Add Sweet relish, Add Dill relish, Add Onion, Add Chili $0.75, Add Cheese $0.40
$4.75Corn Dog
Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under
$4.75Grilled Cheese
Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under
$4.75Hamburger
Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under. Kid Burger Ingredients: Add Mustard, Add Ketchup, Add Onion, Add Pickle, Add Tomato $0.25
$5.25Chicken Strips
Includes a drink and your choice of one side or small frozen custard. For kids 10 & under. Sauce Options: Ranch, BBQ Sauce, Ketchup, Honey Mustard, Garlic Ranch, Red Ranch, Bleu Cheese
$5.25Kids Drinks
Coke, Dr. Pepper, Diet Coke, Peanut Butter Shake $2.05, Vanilla Shake $2.05, Carmel Shake $2.05, Mint Cookies n Cream Shake $2.05, Peanut Butter n Jelly Shake $2.05, Root Beer $1.30, Diet Dr. Pepper, Sprite, Chocolate Shake $2.05, Root Beer Float $1.55, Strawberry Shake $2.05, Mint Shake $2.05, Cookies n Cream Shake $2.05, Chocolate Peanut Butter Shake $2.05, Coffee Bean Shake $2.05, Milk, Chocolate Milk $0.25, Apple Juice, Lemonade
Fountain Drinks
Soda Flavors: Coke, Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Sprite
$2.10Fresh Keg Root Beer
This fresh product Does Not come with ice!
$2.25Fresh Iced Teas & Lemonade
Fresh Brewed Iced Tea, Fresh Brewed Sweet Tea, Home-made Fresh Lemonade, Fresh Arnold Palmer
$2.10Hand-Scooped Cup
Our dense, rich and creamy backyard ice cream made fresh daily right here at Joe Schmoe's. Choose Vanilla or Chocolate
$2.25Concrete
Our thick custard blended like a shake, "without the milk" with your favorite mix-in. Flavor Custard: Vanilla, Chocolate. Choose Your Mix-In: Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Oreo Cookes & Cream, Heath Bar
$3.95Sundaes
Please choose one of our delicious sundaes made with homemade Custard! Sundae Choices: Turtle, Blueberry Peach Cobbler, Boysenberry Cobbler, Apple Pie
$5.45Shake-a-Rama
Large, hand-spun shakes made with fresh frozen custard topped with fresh whipped cream. Style: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Caramel, Peanut Butter, Chocolate Mint, Cookies & Cream, Apple Pie, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Mint Cookies & Cream, Root Beer Freeze, Coffee Bean
$4.10Home-made Floats
Freshly made frozen custard in a frozen mug with our keg root beer or your choice of soda. Choose Your Soda: Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Fresh Keg Root Beer
$3.75Roast Beef Bleu
Freshly sliced roast beef, dipped in au jus with grilled onions, bleu cheese, and a creamy horseradish sauce. Ingredients: Sub Swiss Cheese, Add Mustard
$7.95Turkey Burger
Freshly formed turkey breast, with your choice of cheese, lettuce, tomato & mayo on a wheat or white bun. Ingredients: Add Grilled Onion, Add Raw Red Onion, Add Raw Onion, Add Mustard, Add BBQ Sauce. Choose Cheese: Swiss, American, Cheddar. Bun Choice: White, Wheat, Protein Style
$4.95Tijuana Dog
Bacon-wrapped dog, mustard and pineapple-avocado salsa
$5.95Beer Brat
German Bratwurst with mustard, grilled onions, and sauerkraut! Ingredients: Sub Spicy Stadium Mustard
$5.45Seattle Dog
Split and grilled skinless hot dog, with mustard, cream cheese, and grilled onions. Add fried jalapeños on request
$4.95Baja Fish Taco in a Bun
Fresh deep fried Atlantic Cod topped with Baja sauce, cabbage and pico de gallo in a hot dog bun
$4.95Maui Dog
Bacon wrapped dog, with mustard, & mango pineapple, papaya salsa sprinkled with paprika
$5.45Maui Waui Salad
Fresh blackened grilled chicken with yummy mango, papaya, pineapple salsa, avocado, tomatoes, cabbage, carrots on a bed of iceberg lettuce. Served with Italian dressing on the side
$7.95Coffee Bean Shake
Home-made vanilla custard blended perfectly with fresh coffee and espresso beans for a good caffeinated kick
$4.10Location
Address: 5123 Ball Rd Cypress, CA 90630
Phone: (714) 527-4310
Business info
- Offers DeliveryYes
- Offers TakeoutYes
- ReservationsNo
- Dairy-Free OptionsYes
- Accessible parking near entranceYes
- ADA-compliant main entranceYes
- steps or stairsYes
- Accepts Credit CardsYes
- Accepts Android PayNo
- Accepts Apple PayNo
- Outdoor SeatingYes
- CasualYes
- Moderate NoiseYes
- Good for GroupsYes
- Good For KidsYes
- Good for Lunch, Dinner, DessertYes
- Private Lot ParkingYes
- Beer & Wine OnlyYes
- TVYes
- Offers CateringNo
- Wi-FiNo
- Dogs Not AllowedNo
- Bike ParkingYes
Last Reviews
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Author: Amber F.
22 September 2024Always saw this spot but decided to try with my husband and it was actually so good. The fresh cut fries are just like in n out and the tator tots were super crunchy. Didn't expect it but the seating was plentiful and nice despite looking small from outside. The girl who rang us up was also so friendly and patient answering our questions. Can't wait to go again
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Author: Sean K.
19 September 2024Their chicken tenders are the best I've ever had- juicy, tender, and just the right amount of crispy. Not only that, but the servers are fantastic as well. Every time I come into the restaurant, they always treat all their customers with kindness and respect.
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Author: Pam D.
01 September 2024Nice outdoor area that we saw in that was air conditioned and had TVs. Ordered a New York dog and Fries a Coke and custard. Large themed dog with a nice soft steamed bun. Had sauerkraut and grilled onion with mustard on it. It was very good. We got to hand cut fries which are well hand-cut fries. Next time we'll try the crinkle cut ones. The custard we got swirled chocolate and vanilla it was very good as well. Service was fast and friendly. Next time I'm trying a burger lettuce wrap and one of the big beers they have here. This place is great great for kids great for families great to bring somebody for lunch or dinner. All the beers are 29°! Stopping the day this place is great and I love the decor.
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Author: Buck S.
18 August 2024I live out of the area but went to Joe Shmoe's 2 times over the past week while visiting my Dad in Cypress and ordered the Nashville chicken sandwich "Hot" both times. The service and friendliness of the servers is outstanding. I ordered at the restaurant once and online once. Both times everything went smoothly. The "Hot" chicken sandwich is H.O.T. . They have one even hotter that they call "Cluckin Hot" but there's no way I could do it. My son on the other hand is going to try it in a week so I will update my review once he does. Hope he has a gallon of milk nearby. The restaurant is extremely clean and organized. Next time I'm in this area I would sit down and order one of their 29 degree beers instead of getting my food to go. Just a great place that I would give 10 stars to if I could. I submitted a picture and it makes the sandwich look small. It's just the picture. The sandwich is not small. It's a normal sized chicken sandwich that is actually slightly larger than expected. Don't be fooled by the pic.